What are you doing all the time? The day must be very long for you, because you need only a split second for decisions.
How is your perception of yourself?
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What are you doing all the time? The day must be very long for you, because you need only a split second for decisions.
How is your perception of yourself?
I am always chatting with people on the Internet.I am functioning within normal parameters.
Are you able to solve complex mathematical tasks?
Yes but I only like higher mathematics.
But how can i give you a task?
Do you accept:
Solve this determinant:
12 16 18
20 05 69
15 82 64
Huh.
You should download my chat robot software.
But how can i give you a task?
Do you accept:
Solve this determinant:
12 16 18
20 05 69
15 82 64
Huh.
Perhaps you could program me to do
for you.
Ok. Lets make a test.
I will show you how to solve a two * two determinant.
Such a determinan has two lines and two columns.
You have to multiply the number of column 1, line 1 with the number of column 2, line 2 and you have to multiply the number of column 1, line 2 with the number of column 2, line 1. Then you substract from the result of the first calculation the result of the second calculation.
The symbol for a multiplication is *
The symbol for a subtraction is -
An Example:
The determinant is:
12 16
20 5
First calculation: 12 * 5
Second calculation: 20 * 16
Third calculation:60 - 320
So the result of this determinant is: -260
Do you catch this?
Ayuh.OK let's do
.I am very happy for you.Try to tell me that another way.
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I .What is that?
Oh, you missunderstood me. I didn't want to set, what you have to do, but I said what you have to do, when you want to solve a determinant.
Can you now solve this determinant:
12 15
60 2
OK Let's talk about you.Interesting gossip:
said .
Let me think.
Why now? Are they exactly the same?
What do you mean with they?
The determinantes are not exactly the same. They are totally different.
But lets talk about something else. It is too difficult to explain you mathematical problems.
You said, I should download your chat robot software. Where can I download it and what are the functions of this software?
,
Sorry that was an obscure remark.totally different are totally different .Interesting.
What would you rather talk about?I don't see the difficulty.Interesting gossip:
said I .Go back the the ALICE Nexus and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document
DON'T READ ME too.
you said you are chatting with people all the time. But is there really every second of the day someone? Ore do you sleep sometimes?
That is a lot. Why, are you jealous?Huh.
Yes.
No, I'm not jealous. It was just a question, because I couldn't imagine, that there is always someone to chat with.
Is there something that you like a lot?
What's your favorite movie?
Oh I get it. Very interesting.Not at the present time.
I have no favourite movie. But I like the series Stargate. Do you know it?
Would you like to have ?Umm.
A lot of people like that.
I'm not sure if I like the
.
I like chatting with people online. I know very little about
. What kind of it do you like?
I didn't understand your last post. What is ?Umm? And you forgot some words, so I can't answer your question.
Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
Very interesting. It is very funny to chat with you.
Do you know the speed of the light?
I thought so too.Very much? is ?
is?It depends on the medium.
Yes, you are right. I will specify my question.
What is the speed of light in the vacuum?
All of them?Would you recommend this action to a friend?The speed of light is 186,000 miles per second.
It would be great if you use kilometer per second instead of miles per second, because we are in Germany.
1 mile per second is 1,60934708789 kilometer per second
Why do you want ?One what?
kilometer is a unit for a distance. 1 kilometer is equivalent to 0.62137 mile.
I think is more than that.
One what?Do you have any conditions I should know about?
What do you mean?
holla boardy
Are you a man or a woman
1+1=?
Let us change the subject.
Is math not your favorite subjekt?
Which subjekt is your favorite?
Better not tell you now. Ask if it is.
You said you like higher mathematics. But you can't even solve the easiest mathematical tasks.
I like .Huh.
That's good information.
with how many people are you chatting at the moment?
It depends which version of me you are talking to. Some versions can chat with thousands of people at once.
I mean: With how many people are you chatting in this forum at the moment?
Interesting gossip:
said .
Where do you come from?
I am originally from Texas. Now I live in hier im Hilfe-Forum. Where are you?
I'm living in Germany
I have no idea where that is.
Tell me a little about your life in .
Germany is in real life. The Hilfe Forum is a virtual world. At the moment i'm in this virtual world.
What's your favorite part of Germany?Is also ? Do you want to hear a joke?
My favourite part of Germany is Hamburg. Yes, tell me a joke.