Test report and technical data Alcatel One Touch 300
Test report and technical data Alcatel One Touch 300
The Alcatel One Touch 300 : Stage fright and unfulfilled Alcatel One Touch 300 hopes
Plus of the Alcatel One Touch 300 : exchangeable cases, robust
Minus of the Alcatel One Touch 300 : Antenna, battery, no organizer, no calculator, no luxury, no nothing.....
Monday morning, my Alcatel One Touch 300 wakes me just on time. To be sure I took the Alcatel One Touch 300 to bed with me last night and switched on the vibratory alarm of the Alcatel One Touch 300. I have a math-exam today, and already I'm not feeling well. It isn't the fault of the Alcatel One Touch 300, although my mother keeps on telling me the Alcatel One Touch 300 would send out radiation dangerous to humans, nonsense! I'm just thinking about sending my teacher a SMS: "I'm sorry, I can't participate in the math-finals for personal reasons. It's an emergency!!!" The Alcatel One Touch 300 lies there ready, illuminated keys and a new orange cover looking at me. The Alcatel One Touch 300 seems to say: DO IT! I want to, but the Alcatel One Touch 300 doesn't have a connection.
Great, now what does the Alcatel One Touch 300 want to tell me with that? I'm done for. My brain, stuffed with formulas, banging against my temples, and I take the Alcatel One Touch 300, this joke of a mobile phone , with its tiny dimensions (109x45x22 mm) and 105 grams weight, and bang the Alcatel One Touch 300 against the door while my mother starts screaming. She's panicking even more than me....
The only thing that can help me now is a private jet, destination Miami, beach, palms....but then I wouldn't be able to use the Alcatel One Touch 300 (the Alcatel One Touch 300 is a dual band-phone, only compatible with 900 and 1800 GSM-frequencies, damn!). Now I know: I grab the car keys out of my hysterical mother's hand, grab the Alcatel One Touch 300 (it's indestructible, I'm almost sorry for the Alcatel One Touch 300 lying on the floor) and speed off. Somewhere, just not school, help me Alcatel One Touch 300. I'd love to have the Alcatel One Touch 300's camouflage-abilities, get myself a transparent case and vanish into thin air.
Highway in sight, cool! What are you saying, Alcatel One Touch 300? Your battery, your power source with 700mAH is dead? Typical! Nothing can shock me now, I'm just waiting for my petrol to run empty, and the mess in my head and the Alcatel One Touch 300's head would be perfect. That' a bad sign, my Alcatel One Touch 300 wants to tell me: yes, the charger! Only two hours, time is fading away and me with it. And I still got to look at the logarithms again. Oh Alcatel One Touch 300, if you only had a reliable battery and a calculator, you would be my only hope! Without realizing it I'm heading towards school!
The trouble with the Alcatel One Touch 300 motivates me to show them all what I'm made of. Math: A+. I'm coming, you M....! I promise myself a new mobile if I get through this. Why not get rid of the Alcatel One Touch 300 right now? Smashed by a thousand wheels I suddenly don't feel sorry for the Alcatel One Touch 300 anymore. I certainly don't feel sorry for myself anymore: one turn, screeching tires and I'm parking in front of the 'institute'. I imagine I have a bomb in my hand, take aim and watch the Alcatel One Touch 300 crash through the teacher's lounge window. Bull's eye! That's it, goodbye Alcatel One Touch 300, long live mathematics!
Test report of the Alcatel One Touch 300 :
Technical features: ++
Quality of reception: ++
User-friendliness: ++
Standby-time: ++
Design: +++
Instruction manual: ++
Value for money: ++
Overall result: ++
++++/excellent, +++/good, ++/satisfactory, +/unsatisfactory
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